If this is true, John Mayer ra7 i6ee7 min 3ainy ib shakil moo 6abee3y! (Skunk: That means John Mayer is going to fall out of my eyes.... wait... that doesn't really translate... It means he's gonna lose some of his credibility. There you go, that's what it means)

Shinoo ya3ny he goes for Miss. Yeah-but-is-this-chicken?! I'm all for opposites attracting and what-not, but this is rediculous! What could he possibly see in her? I mean, yeah the chick is hot and she's got a slamming body, but I would think that John Mayer (on account of his songs) would see beyond superficial stuff like that. The girl is a bimbo with a capital- B! And to all you Jess fans out there, I'm sorry, but I don't buy the whole "I'm just acting stupid." bit. No one is that good of an actress. Even Nick Lachey, who isn't really cooking on all four burners either, got sick of her eventually. 3ayal someone as smart and insightful as John Mayer ishbisowy feeha?

I think its just a fling... She's going around banging all the hot, 'legit' musicians. She started with what's-his-face from Maroon 5 and now she's attacking John Mayer... I say 'fine', if John Mayer wants to bang her a couple of times... whatever, you know?... its his life... but if he starts seriously dating her, shit... his credibility is gonna fly out the window!

Note to Jess: This is not how you gain credibility.

How about singing one song where it doesn't sound like you're having an orgasm in the middle of it? How about writing one song that doesn't talk about how great it was that you saved yourself for marriage? How about that? Hell, even your little sister manages to inject a little raw emotion into her songs! but you? nooooooooo, its all about the ooooh's and aaaaaah's and nothing-but-T-shirts-on's!

9ij maskhara... (Skunk: that means "What a load of crap")

oh and P.S. Bush? Islamofascist is not a word just because you wanna make it one!

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-Layla

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