An Alternative Theory on the Origin of Cats.....


In the beginning was the Dog, and God said unto Adam, "I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you. Regardless of how selfish and unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and love you as I do, in spite of yourself." And it was so. And Dog lived with Adam; and was a companion to Adam; and Dog was a good animal. And God was pleased. And Dog was pleased with Adam and wagged his tail. And it came to pass that God saw Adam's heart had become hardened with sinful pride, thinking itself worthy of adoration. And the Lord said, "Behold! Dog has taught Adam that he is loved and worshipped as one of us. Now, let us go down and confound the Man, and teach him humility." And God created Cat to be a companion to Adam; and to remind Adam of his true place in the universe; and whence he came and where he stood. And it was so. And Cat would not obey Adam. And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, the Man was reminded that he was -- alas, alas, -- an inferior being. And woe came unto Adam; and Adam learned humility. And it was good. And God was pleased. And Dog was happy and wagged his tail. And Cat did not care one way or another....

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