I haven't been around in a while... been a bit busy with work and shit like that... I'm here now tho, so let me fill u in..... first of all...

I think my bikini waxer is stalking me..... She keeps calling me and asking me when I'm gonna be by for another waxing... the thing is she doesn't say anything when I pick up, she hangs up instead. I think she doesn't have any ra9eed in her phone and so she wants me to call her... Yeah, like that's gonna happen!! Wut? Does she think I'm made of money?!?! Anyway, she finally got a hold of me (The b*tch tricked me by calling from another phone) and we made a date for today. So, I went by, but I got jumped by these two indian chicks as soon as I walked into the salon and they ended up... taking care of me.... So, now my waxer keeps calling me...I think she's pissed. I'm not gonna pick up the phone so she can keep calling till her phone runs out of ra9eed for all I care! All part of the drama of being a girl, I guess...


I'm a reader. I read all the time... it's a habit. I'm the person who reads the leaflets that come with medicine... I've memorized the ingredients list on my tube of toothpaste b/c I read it every night when I'm brushing my teeth... Anyway, so the other night I was enjoying a bowl of soup ( LePain's sweet corn soup. Saturdays only. Sinful.) along with a box of crackers. I got bored so I started reading the side of the box... and along with learning a sweet little story about Mr. Jonathon Carr, creator of Carr's Tablewater crackers, I took a look at the ingredients. There it was... at the bottom of the list... the most stupid thing I had read all day...
'May Contain Sesame Seeds'.... @@ May?!?!? You would think the manufacturers of the crackers would know something like that.... or maybe the sesame seed guy isn't that reliable... in that some days he tosses in sesame seeds and other days he doesn't... maybe some days someone's asleep at the assembly line... hmmm... I don't know... Strange world...


See ya around, dumplings!

-Layla

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