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La Verita
I am a half kuwaiti/half american girl living in Kuwait. I am perpetually suspended in the granite hollow that fills the space between two worlds... Not quite who I am, not quite who I want to be... Cat-lover, poet, music-nut. I currently hold a PHD in both BS and Smartass. In short, I pitch my tent in the median of life..


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Monday, November 14, 2005
"The Setup" : the saga continues...

So, me and the freaky-looking marriage prospect are sitting at Starbucks and he's telling me his entire life story (which FYI, I did not ask for! There should be a law against people just blurting out unsolicited life stories...) Anyway, so he gets up to go get a cup of coffee and when he comes back I had been sending a message. Ya3ny it showed that I was sending an SMS. So, he sits down, looks over at me and goes...

Him: "You sending an S.O.S.??"

* ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *

So, I'm thinkin' this guy is either clairvoyant or he's been in this situation before with a similar outcome... I burst out laughing which, of course, gave away the fact that I was indeed sending out an S.O.S.!!! But I shrugged it off politely and changed the subject.

Anyway, so about fifteen minutes later I finally get a call from my mom, who has been conveniently absent during this whole ordeal, saying that she's waiting for me by my car. So, this guy, very politely I have to say, offers to walk with me. However, he asks me a question that I don't think should ever be asked when walking a lady to her car...

Are you ready for this??
It's a hum-dinger!

Him: "So, do you like STALKERS?"

** Red Lights and Sirens are blazing now **

Me: "Umm... no....."

At this point, I'm thinking it can't get much worse.... but it does.... oh, lord it does!

Him: "'Cos you've got one now!"


Where do these people come from?? I'm so glad I'm leaving the country at the end of the week and don't have to be subjected to proof of his intentions...


The only thing between you and me is an unavoidable margin of individual judgment...

-The Original Krispy


LOL! You poor thing :P & did this guy actually expect you to say "Yes, as a matter of fact I do!"?? At least he offered to walk you to your car..

I dont know what to say!
When i first read SOS i thought he thought SMS was SOS. That would have been funnier!

But thats not enough, I want more.

And if your leaving, does that mean no more posts? It better not!

wv: ffbleel (ff bleel shino?)

hehe.. i was waiting for a juicy question!
i was waiting for him to pop the question.. i know its a bit over dramatic!

but stalker?

the guy is marbles..

take care.. he's scary!

7tenths> yes, at least he walked me to my car... that's wut GENTLEMEN do! :P NOT!

DR> Oh, no belieeeeeeve me.. he knew wut SOS was!! :P

La.. inshalla I'll write posts while I'm gone... NYC, baby here I come!! :D

taraqabo il Dixie min NYC! ;)

Charisma> If he had popped the question, I would have popped my top!! He IS marbles! that's what I've been trying to tell people!! :P

Still don't see what's really wrong with him - except for the really bad pickup line (then again, there's never a good pickup line) :P

I'm curious now, what should he have done to get on your good side and make you take him seriously?

To where you leaving?

mcarabian> well besides the really creepy pick up lines... it just seemed like he was trying to hard and I'm one of those people who believes that if it's right, it'll just click... It's not like he had to do anything specific to get on my good side... I'm a pretty easy person to get along with (so I'm told :P) .. but u don't go up to someone u don't know and ask her if she likes stalkers!! I mean that's just wrong! :P

Nightlegend> New York City, baby!! :D

hahahahaha......you poor thing! I cant believe ur mom set you up like that...i guess u stay here long enough and u turn into a local! oh well,im sure NY will wipe away all the cobwebs :)

anonymous> Here's hoping! Like I said, I'm just glad I can get the hell out of here before this guy proves his intentions :P

He seems cool to me.

Brave of him to actually put himself on the line like that and has got a sense of humor too (come on! That stalker comment was obviously said in jest!) That S.O.S. line was funny too and also showed that he was sensitive to your situation and knew you must have felt stranded by your mother.

Give the guy a break! It's hard enough for guys to get to know girls in any socially acceptable capacity as it is, and in the end I think it was the situation that got you all defensive and not the person himself :)

Gigi, forgivingly

wv: (and I've never been into these wv's but this one was too good to pass up! Especially given the resemblance to your blog-name)

wv: dxyprkow
(Dixie Purrs (like a) Cow!)
(Dixie Perk Ow!)

Hmm.. ok nevermind. Looks like it wasn't as great as I thought ;P!

Actually some girls like the fact that their being stalked. I guess it makes them feel beautiful and wanted? I dunno..

gigi> u want me to give him ur number? sounds like u two might get along :P

Dxy purrs like a cow?? do cows purr?? :P

3baid> Beautiful and wanted?? I don't think so.... I'm not one of those girls at any rate....

Hahaha Thanks but no thanks.
I've got my own gaggle of stalkers, thank you very much ;)

Gigi, harassedly

P.S. omg I get the coolest wv's on your blog! Today's wv:sgyroad

And yes, it's raining!! Hence: Soggy Road!
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