Note on pic: We don't know this guy... this pic will soon be replaced by one of us! :P

The Trip to N-F*ckin' YC:
13 hours of assorted sleeping positions, sucky food and smelly feet....

So the trip to NYC (direct) from Kuwait took 13 excrutiating hours! Or fourteen and a half if you count the hour and a half we spent on the runway OR 11 1/2 hours if you count that hour and a half as part of the journey!! (Fireberry's math)

For those of you who don't know, Fireberry (Now and for the duration of this diary to be known as FB) and I, Krispy Dixie (or KD, which is not really suitable since I don't have that many KD's to convert... *sob*) Anyway, so we're in NYC for the next couple of months... supposedly on assignment, but really just for fun (or simply a paid vacation!)

We left Kuwait on maybe the first real rainy day of the winter causing an hour and a half delay on the runway... take off was bumpy, but then again take-offs usually are ( Apply any interpretation you want to the word Take-off)

Kuwait Airways, as usual, was a delight! NOT!!! The food was crap... the movies were even crappier (considering they showed the same six movies over and over and over again...)

We were somewhere over Budapest when FB and I started experimenting with sleeping positions that would maximize our comfort over our three seat domain... This was probably the most fun, not to mention most visually enticing, part of the trip! Said positions ranged from the PG to the, most definately, R-rated... needless to say, our male, mostly indian, neighbors were very pleased! :P

It was somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean when I began to notice that the cabin was beginning to smell like pooh.....

FB and I spent the remainder of the trip playing dirty games and making up "Dream Man" lists...

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Most people. when arriving in New York City, would go to a grocery store... maybe a pharmacy... maybe a restaurant.... The Krispy Klan, on the other hand, opts to go to The Museum Of Sex!!!! And that is exactly where we went after we dropped off our bags at the apt. The Museum of Sex, conveniently located two blocks from our apt (coincidence?? I think not), totally rocks! The best part is definately the gift shop! The rest of the museum consists of such enlightening things as... The history of gay porn.... The progression of the blue movie.... The Gallery of Sex Machines... Trust me, this is a FABulous place to be! Quite possibly the most beneficial museum we have ever been to. :P

Dinner was Quizno's (YUM) followed by showers (seperate :P) and sleep!
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I (Already) Heart NY!

-Layla

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