I am Woman.... Hear me Roar!
Hi... My name is Shakira. I love being splayed out on everything from table-tops to counter tops to floors. My favorite things include contorting my belly in snake-like movements for the pleasure of my male fans as well as for the disdain of my female fans.. I love to be covered in crap... literally.. Didn't you see my 'whenever,whatever' video? To the naked eye, it would appear that I was covered in mud, when in fact it was crap!
For my new video I'm going all out though! I, Shakira, am raising the bar that all other female stars will forever shy away from... I will be covered from head to toe in oil... not baby oil... not sex oil.... but actual
oil... you know? the kind you find on oil rigs and stuff... Eat that J-Lo!! La Tortura
Ok, this is a momentous event... I am about to post my first ever blog question to you, my fellow blggers!!
Shakira covered in oil (the industrial kind)... Sexy.. or just plain creepy?? Keep It Krispy, folks!